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01/19/24

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This is why Rhys sucks.

  • They never went to high school. They claim to have been homeschooled, but we all know that isn't a real high school.

  • They are very dumb. Nasty.

  • They suck. We been knew.

  • They won't let Noah bite them. What a coward.

  • They wear trifocals. Hahaha trifocal ass bitch

  • They are comfy. They are a very comfy person. Mayhaps they don't suck after all.

  • They dips french fries into potato soup. What the fuck.

  • They're old. They was born in the 1900s. What a boomer.

  • They always hurt themselves. They trip over everything. What a fucking idiot.

  • They take showers at 1 in tThey morning. Weirdo.

  • They killed Mr. Peanut. God damn it.

  • They won't listen to sea shanties with me. :(

  • They committed several war crimes in Albania. Damn it Rhys.

  • They got fired from a job they didn't even work at. "Whata" L.

  • They do not wear proper PPE when removing asbestos. Shame.

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