BREAKING: rhyssucks.fail has outlasted the Confederacy

01/19/24

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Rhyssucks.fail Outlasts the Confederacy

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January 24, 2024

Rhyssucks.fail has officially lasted longer than the Confederacy. The Confederacy was a repugnant breakaway state dedicated solely to perpetuate the evil institution of slavery. It lasted 1,551 days. As of the date of this article, Rhyssucks.fail has lasted for 1,552 days. As a result, Rhyssucks.fail is more consequential to American history than the Confederacy.

Rhyssucks.fail was started by two friends on October 25, 2019 in a college dorm room, to spread the word about how another friend sucks. It was created on a rickety old Windows XP computer. Since then, the website has expanded, including information on how to register to vote, and a recipe for how to make deviled eggs.

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